ive always hated kids
"did you hate yourself when you were a kid"
*fully embraces wine mom culture at age 19*
i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me
We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.